Nerd Night of Skating
Due to diametrically opposed hypotheses regarding the validity of the assertion involving a homosapien with a presupposed disposition toward social ineptitude, an analysis of Newton’s First Law with respect to a nerd equipped with spherically-enhanced footwear will ensue with potentially advantageous findings.
Translation: Can nerds skate?
We’re going to find out. December 1 is our second annual Nerd Night. Last year it was bowling, this year we’re strapping on the wheels of glory and taking the roller rink for a spin. So grab your best Nerd outfit, invite your friends, and give it a whirl (he-he-he, SNORT).
RECAP
Who: Junior and Senior High
What: Roller Skating Dressed As Nerds
When: Saturday, December 1, 6:30pm - 10:00pm
Where: Meet & Return at the Maple Grove Community Center
Why:God has a sense of humor. (Need proof? Read this: 2 Kings 2:23-24
How Much: $10 [includes transportation, admission, and skate/rollerblade rental]
Helpful Links:
Need tips on being a nerd? Click here to learn “How To Be A Nerd”
Want to see what you’re in for? Click here for pictures from last year’s event
Update: There is a winter storm watch for Saturday. In the case of inclement weather we will reschedule. Any notice of cancellation will be posted by 4pm on Saturday.
